Can the election please just be TOMORROW?!

I can not wait ANYMORE for November 4th. I just want everyone to go vote already so my sweet little Grandma Caroline will stop sending me bullshit (excuse my french) email forwards about how Democrats are evil. Instead of dignifying her onslaught of propaganda with a response, I'm just going to complain here. Because, you know that's the mature thing to do. I don't want Grandma to have another heart attack. Here's a little tidbit that I found interesting for all you haters (Mom) to ponder...

How Racism Works In The Election

What if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?

What if McCain were still married to the first woman he said "I do" to?
What if Obama were the candidate who left his first wife after she no longer measured up to his standards?

What if Michelle Obama were a wife who not only became addicted to painkillers, but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

What if Obama were a member of the Keating-5? (S&L)
What if McCain were a charismatic, eloquent speaker?

If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are? This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when there is a color difference.

You are The Boss. Which team would you hire with America facing historic debt, 2 wars, stumbling health care, a weakened dollar, all-time high prison population, a mortgage crisis, bank foreclosures & failing banks, a stock market melt-down, etc.?

Educational Background:

Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude
Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

Versus:

McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899
Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters – B.A. in Journalism

Now which team are you going to hire?

P.S. What if Barack Obama had an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?